ditch pig

somone that bails on plans, especially at the last minute

yo that biznatch Alice Wong is a DITCH PIG, she totally flopped on us.

by dolphinsrgaysharks August 15, 2011

ditch pig

Namely a fat gap toothed hick with a bad dye job. Also can be seen at night around bingos and bars looking for a man to have a good time with before going home to wallow in her filth. Also known as a vicki.

Girl at bar: Ew look at that Ditch Pig going home with that Robert
Other girl at bar: Why in the world is he with her ?

First Girl at bar: I dont know but he is obviously blind !

by anonphenom June 16, 2011

ditch ben

a compliment on how great ben is

"ditch ben"
"why thank you"

by g7 urban dictionary February 23, 2021

Ditch devour

Another term for cunnilingus,eating pussy,eating out, etc.

Did you hear? Brittney Spears Ditch Devoured a dead prostitute

by Mudhook March 15, 2007

ditch slut

The redneck version of a gutter slut.

In contrast to a gutter slut... high heels, miniskirt, smeared makeup, and a martini glass. A ditch slut would have jeans, tshirt, no teeth, beer can, and be barefoot.

by dixieRebel June 18, 2011

Ditch Doctor

a homo who spelunks the anus.

James Darlington

by dick fitswell August 22, 2003

ditch mission

A mission in which you have to seek out an individual, beat the shit out of them, interrogate them until they talk, then ditch them in the desert when you're done. Only an expert can pull this off... >.>

Eddie: Someone's following us

Van Halen: Careful, it might be a ditch mission. We better go into hiding. I'll never talk and my car was impounded because I ran over an old lady, so we'd be fucked.

by Justin Hussey April 29, 2008