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double dish disorder

The irrational rage caused by someone ordering the same dish as you while at a restaurant.
1: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken.
2: Hmm. I think I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: What?
2: I'll have the sweet and sour chicken too.
1: You can't have that.
2: Why not?
1: Because I'm having that. Pick something else.
2: I can't have the same thing as you?
1: No. No you can't. Pick something else. Now.
2: Jesus, looks like someone's got a case of double dish disorder...
(1 stabs 2 in the eye with a chopstick)
by FreemDeem November 19, 2009
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deep-dish-diving

When the food is so good you have to scrape out the very bottom of your plate. Especially used with amazing pho/ soup
Damn son, deep-dish-diving huh?
Yeah dude this pho is pho-king amazing!
by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019
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Why are the dishes hot?

Because Geoff.
Geoff, Why are the dishes hot?
by Jefe the Dish May 22, 2018
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Dish Soap Explosion

When yur getting the dome in the kitchen and you blast yur alfredo sauce into the dishwasher
"Bro ! WHY THE FUCK THE DISHES STICKY?"

"My bad g, I must've had a dish soap explosion yesterday"
by Bang Bang MuthaFucka March 17, 2019
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deep dish bukake

A girl cuts a hole in a deep dish pan big enough for her head to fit through, then a large group of men take turns ejaculating on her face until the pan is full.
Hey man, come over to mark's house tonight, he's hosting a deep dish bukake
by Jazzblaster6 April 4, 2017
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Filipino Dish Rag

When you having sex with a Filipino man, he nuts you, and you clean it up with his shirt.
I almost went to work today wearing a Filipino Dish Rag.
by ToothpasteEater April 23, 2017
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Dirty Deep Dish

whenever a woman (or man) presses the lower stomach fat together in order to create a verticle crease in the skin; the male partner then pours a lubicrant on the skin and then rubs his penis inbetween the crease. Very similar to a boob job.
"So how was your night with Jane?"

"Oh it was awesome! She was a little chubby so I could give her a dirty deep dish."
by Boscxx March 2, 2017
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