Theoretical construct to continue having sex with someone who is hot but lives far away and is not worth moving for, but is worth visiting from time to time for a change from all the regular sex you are getting.
Dude 1: I heard Stacey moved away to go to university, sucks for you.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
Dude 2: Psh I just told her we'd have a long distance relationship.
Dude 1: I like your style.
by Mr. Cardboard November 8, 2011
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Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted
Like when you are doing something stupid but don't know that you are doing it because you are paying attention to something else. OR you are being distracted doing something retarted
"Don't you have to go now?" Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy
"Uh, I did but my mom is being distarted." Girl
"Oooh." Guy
"Yea, she is distracted watching tv." Girl
"But that means she is distracted not distarted?" Guy
"No, she is watching Twilight." Girl
"Oh, I see how she is being retarted." Guy
by Azivin December 3, 2009
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Guy 1: Hey tony, I was creaming for distance yesterday and I got 2 feet!
Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.
Tony: You dirty son of a bitch.
by the original creamter June 28, 2006
Get the creaming for distance mug.the word dink meaning peins and the word tard meaning retard combined. basicaly calling someone a retarted penis. this name applies for any males who have done something very stupid or have just been a real jerk.
by nick8989 January 3, 2008
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People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets
Bob: what a Distard
Bob: what a Distard
by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009
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i kept the house and he has a separate apartment. the kids sleep over at his apartment every other weekend, and he takes them to school that Monday. we still go to parent-teacher meetings together, sometimes he picks them up from school if i am busy at work. he is paying the mortgage - i pay the utilities. we haven't started dating other people yet, but we have talked about how to handle it with the kids. we stopped sleeping together. the kids are adjusting OK - the dog seems the most confused.
i kept the house and he has a separate apartment. the kids sleep over at his apartment every other weekend, and he takes them to school that Monday. we still go to parent-teacher meetings together, sometimes he picks them up from school if i am busy at work. he is paying the mortgage - i pay the utilities. we haven't started dating other people yet, but we have talked about how to handle it with the kids. we stopped sleeping together. the kids are adjusting OK - the dog seems the most confused.
by kip seeks September 14, 2010
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