A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
Get the Ding dong kung-fumug. by Poppy dick February 18, 2020
Get the Ding dongmug. by dingding223 September 30, 2022
Get the Ding dong pling plongmug. by King Watson August 18, 2013
Get the Ding dongmug. Chong Wu: Dooood I totally just saw Hong's Shlong-Ding-Dong hanging out!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
Ling-Ling: Dooood no freaken' way!
by VirtualLegendz November 28, 2015
Get the Shlong-Ding-Dongmug. Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old
by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018
Get the Ding Dong Ree Changmug. The Yr7 HOY 2019 that everyone hates at st Leonard’s. She dates coony and she is so bent. She loves report cards
by Ooof that peng ting February 26, 2019
Get the Ding dongmug.