dickonnaise

Semen. From a human. Male. So named because of its similarity to mayonnaise, a common condiment, and its utensil of origin, the dick.

Last night's wank-a-thon left on the table stains of dickonnaise spread everywhere, an unpleasant task awaited for the butler.

by tha Trollfather July 1, 2018

Dickonfidence

Dick+confidence. Confidence about phallic state and abilities

You gain dickonfidence out of sexual experimentation and experience.

by Pheidippides og June 13, 2023

dickonection

The degrees of separation between two people when considering their sexual partners.

Well Todd, since I fucked Jeremy, Jeremy fucked Alyssa, and you fucked Alyssa as well, we have a dickonection of 3.

by Jockstrap101 June 17, 2024