detroit oyster

A used condom.

My roommate keeps leaving Detroit Oysters on top of the bathroom trash.

by MizterPink May 3, 2018

Detroit Steamer

see Hot Carl.

When a person takes a dump on another person's face. The dumpee may or may not have saran wrap covering their face.

We decided to do something different, so I gave her a Detroit Steamer.

by a guy February 21, 2004

Detroit Lions

An NFL team responsible for every act of terror since 1957 as proposed by the Lions Vertical Integration Theory(LVIT).

Cats(2019), fuck yeah. A cross country runner, a literal dip shit, who broke his leg as an act of espionage for Russia, Hell yeah I'm onto you, Pedro Blocks.

Person 1: Did you hear that the Detroit Lions suck.
Person 2: Did I fuck your mom?
Person 1: Yes and I watched.
Person 2: WTF

by Pitero B February 7, 2022

Detroit Firefighter

When a man lights his pubic hair on fire and his partner must extinguish the flames with his semen.

Hey Douglas I'm gonna pull a Detroit firefighter on you tonight!

by FUCKASSMCGEE June 26, 2015

Detroit Mile

The distance from the couch to the fridge

Person 1: Commercial Break

Person 2: Time to walk the Detroit Mile

by Mushka5 October 7, 2010

Detroit crackhead

A crackhead from Detroit

Shit he's definitely a Detroit crackhead

by The fact I can September 14, 2015

Detroit Disaster

When you have sex with your woman and she is on her period. You get blood all over your dick and then wipe your dick all over her face.

Me:I gave her the Detroit Disaster last night.
Tony:eww dude! thats nasty.

by Buk Lau March 14, 2009