Johnny Depp

Ten million times better and more attractive than Orlando Bloom
Has great movies such as:

Pirates of the Caribbean Curse of the Black Pearl/Dead Mans Chest
Ed Wood
Edward Scissorhands
Blow
From Hell
Sleepy Hollow
Benny And Joon
And tons more.

Johnny Depp > Orlando Bloom

by xsparrow December 12, 2008

johnny depp

Ultra Talented.
Super Hotttttttttttttt.
Fantastic Movies.
Rebellious.
Diverse movie roles.
Undaunted by the unknown.
LIVES IN FRANCE!

how much better could he get?

Basically, all I really want to do is sleep with Johnny Depp.

by Kujo9 July 28, 2006

DERP

Describes a person who usually adds retarted remarks or statements to a conversation. The speaker is usually mocked and teased afterwards and sometimes forced to wear a DERP HAT and told they are full of Derp or the derp is strong with them

A person spots the obvious during a conversation, everybody then says to the person HURR DERPA, HERPA DERPA HERPA HURR. HERPY DERPY HURR.

by DERPA Herpa April 30, 2009

Derp

A word that can mean many different things; usually negative. It can be a noun, verb and adjective. Synonyms include stupid, retarded, idiotic, idiot, dumb etc...

Variations of the word include derpy, derped, derpette, derpity der hurrrr. Herp is also related to derp and usually follows derp in a derpy interjection. Herping is almost always a verb, and when in combination with derp it does not have to be negative.

Noun: "Wow, that guy is a derp"
Verb: "Wow, that guy just derped everything up"
Adj: "Wow, that guy is derpy..."

Misc examples:
Person A: "Derp de durrrr... herp derp?"
Person B: "Herpity derp hurrr... Derp derp?"
Person A: "Hurrr :/ "

by FecesExplosion January 24, 2013

deppressed

To be depressed because you've never slept with Johnny Depp

I am so deppressed today.

by IDK my BFF Jill October 5, 2007

Johnny Depp

the best actor and fittest human being ever made. hes also very gd at music... did u know he is in a band with sum members of oasis and the red hot chilis... ooh and sumone from the sex pistols 2??? wow. god he is gorge! (J.D.A.S member here!hehe katie)

what do u want for urself? "i wanna be a good person." - gilbert grape :)

by man!!! April 6, 2004

Johnny Depp

An extremely talented actor who is one of the sexiest guys alive (Refer to Julian Casablancas) and makes it okay to lust after him for this exact reason. He isn't in it for the money or the fame, and enjoys attempting to make himself displeasing to the eye, which is impossible and in turn makes him even sexier. He adapted pirates to a modern context enjoyable for a range of audiences which makes him nothing short of a genius.

Johnny Depp is like a fine wine.

by SophXxx August 13, 2006