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dell holiday n00b

someone who has a poster of that Dell guy who makes an ass of himself on those commercials, B
by Anonymous September 2, 2002
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Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you?

1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS
Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.
by Navck Newsclomer January 29, 2005
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OMG I hate those Dellacroces, they're all scene bitches!

OMG I totally wish I was a Dellacroce!
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Dell

A derogatory term used to describe someone as a complete bellend, knob-jockey or utter bollocks.

The term is usually applied to social rejects who spend a large amount of time online chatting shit and building themselves up to sound impressive.

The term is also sometimes applied to assholes that also have an unusually small penis
That bollocks over there is just a Dell boy, 4 inches at the absolute maximum
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Dealo

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"Shall we go alligator wrestling?"
"Ok. Dealo"
"Wow. Dealo. This is obviously a cool situation"
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The Delco Kids

The Delco Kids are a fly ass rap group from Delaware County. Commonly referred to as TDK.
The Delco Kids or die over everything all day fuck everyone (TDKODOEADFE).
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deblock

John: "Oh man, he got dissed"
Jimm: "Yeah, I deblocked that kid"
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