Deez nuts

1. mans two delicate balls held in a sack under his penis
2. dells delicate ballsack (restraunt)
3. a man joking about his penis with jokes freshly held in his brain ( taught by internet) and jokes about it during the worst times

example of def 3.

you: hey man do you like chef boyardees?
victim: no, but my daughter does
you: chef BOI-ARE-DEEZ NUTS TASTY

you: (lawyer)
you: judge i will speak for my client if it is not okay with you, talk to deez
judge: who is deez?
you: DEEZ NUTS

also you: GOTTI HA GOTTEM HA HA HA

by jo momma 456 June 2, 2021

Deez Nuts

The most holy and divine word known to man. If someone doesn't agree they probably have a small dick and a large ego and you should be instantly repulsed by their presence.

Guy 1: DEEZ NUTS!!!
Guy 2: bruh cringe
Guy1: *beats Guy 2 to a red pulp via fists*

by JQNNY January 2, 2022

Gulpin Deez Nuts

An alternatitve to gulping deez nuts

"I saw you Gulpin deez nuts"

by MrAshFazbear December 30, 2024

deez nuts fitting

‚deez nuts fitting‘ is often used as a deez nuts comeback.

„what’s dnf?“
„DEEZ NUTS FITTING HAHA“

by deez nuts fitting July 18, 2021

deez nuts

Gay gay gay and more gay

i suck deez nuts

by q[0ifjeqipoc January 5, 2023

Deez nuts

A LARGE AMOUNT OF BALLS IN A BLACK SACK ALSO WHO FUCKED YOUR MOM

Wow bob deez nuts owned your mom last night

by FAP NATION February 22, 2018

deez nuts

preferably talking about the male ball sack, often used for common jokes.

(Charlie can eat deez nuts).

by Deezbutt February 18, 2022