“What do you mean you’re hanging out with him? He hung out with me too last week and we’ve all been chatting in group chats as friends because he’s only looking for friendship and nobody has got with him online, yet many women East to West claim to have been with him!” - “Bitch, none of us are with him, we’re just his mates, we got Daled!”
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Someone: looks it’s me dales
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
Mr. Dales: *turns around*
Friend: I didn’t know it was my birthday mr dales giving me all that cake
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However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
However, they will charm your pants off and before you know it you’re begging them to fuck you hard up the ass.
When he’s done he will smile at you and you will thank him for the attention.
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