A special kind of the most satisfying cup-size of breasts that are also the perfect shape, very perky, and have very suckable nipples, resembling cupcakes with cherries on top.
by glennettbennett1 November 2, 2010

A place where pretentious, self-important females go to feel fancy by waiting in an hour-long line to purchase mediocre, overpriced cupcakes.
Young twenty-something: "I MUST go to Georgetown Cupcake today! After all, I've been rotting my life going to sorority parties and overspending on frivolous crap, so what harm could it do?"
by ossrey February 18, 2011

A snack made specifically for giagantic whores who crave penis milk. The recipe is pretty simple: Get a cupcake, then cum on it. The result is that you have a cum cupcake. Enjoy. Don't microwave.
Julie was feeling pretty hungry and that bitch already ate all my food so I decided to fix her a nice little cum cupcake and watch her eat that shit. I got bored after that and went to watch some food network and beat off.
by JeffT1085 May 24, 2006

by Shaolin Allen February 28, 2007

When two girls on their rag get in the scissor position, and vigorously convulse whilst screaming Edwards name.
by ApplesauceBitch January 5, 2010

When someone cups their hand over their vagina when they queef and throw the now handheld queef gas in your face.
Sally: Hey Brandon, You want a pink cupcake? Brandon: Heck yea, I love cupcakes!!! Sally: Ok, enjoy! (As she queefs in her hand and face palms Brandon).
by Mitch-a-palooza March 9, 2015

Having to buy your friends drinks because you were hanging out with your girlfriend or girl you are interested in too much.
by Slurnik February 28, 2009
