cripitate

A Mysterious Person.

My friend jon is such cripitate.

by Cripitate August 9, 2016

Crispt

A state of emotional pain and embarrassment many magnitudes above roasted. A true crisping is a rare sight indeed, and the recipient of the crisp will no doubt crumble beneath its weight and immediately abandon whatever medium was used to deliver the crisp.

"Steve got crispt the other day..."

"Are you coming to his funeral?"

by Alexiosassypants November 29, 2016

crapstalion

a crapstalion is a person or animal that cant stop taking a shit every half hour

"stupid dog cant stop taking a shit... little crapstalion"

by rishakibarack June 9, 2017

cripsoonie

A really cool friend (also known as friends with benefits) they will do ANYTHING for you.

I want her to be my cripsoonie.

Same here she's smoking hot.

by Chickenboobs August 6, 2017

cripspy

when a carribean person tries to say the word “crispy”

wullan, wullan, dont bun di bacon! mek it nice an cripspy

by jjuuiiccyyjj October 31, 2017

cristaria

a beautiful girl with strong intelligent instincts. she never lets little things bother her and is liked my many people. very unique and doesn’t realize it sometimes and wants to be like everyone else. very smart with a long future upon her.

boy 1: did you see her??
boy 2: yea that’s cristaria!
boy 1: i’m going to go talk to her!
boy 2: you’ll never get her man,
boy1: ig ur right...

by Cristaria December 21, 2017

Cristashia

A Beautiful Smart Girl Who Is One Of The Nicest Funniest Girl I've Ever Met. She Will Always Care For You

Brandin Wrote This Definition: Cristashia is so beautiful

by Brandin515 January 27, 2018