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Tommy cradock

He is in pap mode.
Tommy cradock will give you the curly finger.
by Tommycradick69 November 23, 2021
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Penis Cradle

As in, “Man, that girl is such a penis cradle!”
by Stina13 February 18, 2022
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Terrell craddock

This guy has a huge cock and can steal your girl and is very funny and love chicken
Terrell craddock is funking your mom today
by bdsawy April 12, 2022
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Sexy Cradle Time

A warm embrace that resembles that of a baby in a cradle, particularly in a room full of people that are uncomfortable.
Marcy and Craig preform sexy cradle time quite often. You’ll just see them off in a corner rocking back and forth
by clapemcheeks May 6, 2022
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Roman Craddock

A Fat lardass who only eats butter, and canola oil. Roman weighs 100 Zillion pounds and causes a level 10 earthquake every time his fat fucking ass breathes. Also he’s kinda chubby
Yo dude Roman Craddock is so chubby
by JoeNuts445 April 25, 2023
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cuddling cradle command

Refers to da super-soft cupping and "zephyr-nudging" dat you give a nice girl's body-part --- i.e., hand, foot, arm, leg, elbow, knee, biceps, thigh, shoulder, hip, etc. --- to indicate dat you wish her to shift said soft warm extremity a bit so dat you can more-comfortably/easily adjust your own position, drape your own arm/leg over her, savoringly clasp her hand/foot/boob, spoon/snuggle wif her more closely/satisfactorily, etc. Most often done when she is lying half-asleep in bed wif you; da advantage of doing it this way --- besides being a delightful and unobtrusive way of asking her to move a little --- is dat she may not even need to wake up much in order to accommodate you, but can simply twist/wriggle around slightly and then doze back off again. Extra points if you remember to always give her a "thanks --- I appreciate it" set of tender affectionate pats on da repositioned extremity, not only to express your gratitude for her willingness to accommodate you, but also to indicate to her dat she had correctly interpreted your ultra-soft tactile request and thus had indeed repositioned herself in da way dat you had desired.
I have aches-and-pains-inducing fibromyalgia which forces me to "be a wiggle worm" in bed, especially if there is someone else sleeping wif me. So I had been concerned dat Tiffany would find my frequent asking her to shift her sleeping-position to be a nuisance, but she smilingly assured me dat she actually loves my tender and loving "cuddling cradle command" motions so much dat she never minds shifting her own body around a bit to make me more comfy.
by QuacksO June 16, 2023
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dirty craddy

For a gentleman to liberally apply his post-coital smegma to the eyelids of his sleeping lover so that come the dawn, when she wakes, she firstly thinks she has had a great nights sleep, and then secondly, as she wipes them, the salt rehydrates and slips into her eyes, thus making her seemingly cry - from which one may take secondary satisfaction from the fact your kin-folk will believe she is heart-broken to leave - all red eyed and teary.
If I may be so bold, sir, I saw Lady Claire leaving your chambers earlier. She looked rather upset with red eyes. You really are a heart-breaker sir”

“Nah, I just gave her the ol’dirty Craddy Tony, but don’t tell anyone”

“Legend, sir. Legend”
by Rachel1980 June 24, 2023
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