Insta cop

to buy something extremely quickly, usually in an instant

*sees RTX 3080 in stock for an above average price in 2020
"Insta cop mate"
*buys it

by negro busboi January 17, 2021

cop a feel

To caress a woman without her consent and then immediate get the beat down.

I copped a feel of Jessica. I've never hurt so much in my life...

by Timothy Dancey August 7, 2004

Cop Crop

The haircut that many police officers seem to have. Its short and shaved on the sides and left sort-of fuzzy on the top. It's usually referred to as 'Cop Hair', but 'Cop Crop' sounds more catchy.

Police officer: Hey, do you like my new haircut?
Man: That's a total Cop Crop.

by Manderzzzz February 21, 2010

Carb Cop

A person who monitors another person's carbohydrate intake.

Question: "Dude, did you just eat a mini cupcake? I thought you weren't doing carbs this week?"

Response: "Geez, do you have to be such a carb cop?"

by kbythec June 6, 2011

cop you

If someone says they want to "cop" you it means to take you. In other words, it probably means they would smash you and then pass you. Like a one night stand.

"Lmao I'd cop her real quick"

"Damn you're so attractive I'd cop you"

by adiabeticfrogoncrack February 6, 2019

Cop a titty

When you're trying feel a hot girls titty

"hey girl, you looking fine af today, can I cop a titty?"

by ewjsbdbejdej June 12, 2017

Cop bitch

A person that informs the police about anything they can while having no shame and useless without the cops

sam: the other day I was smoking some medical marijuana and this cop bitch totally calls 911 to arrest me. mike: man I wish I knew who that was so I could beat the shit out of who ever did that, what a cop bitch

by 30025 May 18, 2016