Constipation Contraction

A contipation contraction is when your anus / gluteus maximus muscles contract strongly causing a sharp and very uncomfortable pain, usually the same pain experiencenced whilst experiencing constipation. The contractions aren't always indicating constipation but there's a good chance it may follow.

Ben: *lift ass off chair and screechs in pain*
Josh: what's wrong?
Ben: Just had a constipation contraction -- ouch.
Josh: haha. eat too much cheese?

by okaythen873 July 31, 2009

fucking contract

A tacit agreement to engage in sexual intercourse from time to time without any of the traditional obligations associated with a physically intimate relationship.

Overheard at a party: "Did you notice that Sally just left with Fred- those two have a fucking contract".

by noroma April 2, 2010

Brazilian Contractor

Noun:

Describes the erotic act of performing a Bikini Wax using Duct Tape and a Heat Gun. Duct tape is applied to the pubic area and then heated with a heat gun for two minutes. After the tape is allowed to cool, it is then removed in a single rapid motion as is done with any normal method of waxing.

Some people are allergic to the adhesive used on common duct tape; test a small area of skin for adverse reactions and irritability before performing a Brazilian Contractor.

by canander September 23, 2011

Simp Contract

A contract to stop simping

dude, you need a simp contract, you simp!

by donutkiller September 20, 2020

Schrödinger's Contract

A contract signed with invisible ink

Jimmy what are we going to do? They have got us legally!

Not to fear, Austin, I used invisible ink. It is whatever we claim it is, It's Schrödinger's Contract!

by funl April 28, 2021

Contactation

The method of contact going forward between persons

What method of contactation would u like in the future

by Contactation person July 8, 2018

contarted

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008