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commit despacito

Similar to go commit die. Very poweful not to be used lightly. After use, this phrase prevents your victim from coming back, as well as engaging their cringe detectors to the maximum amount possible, making total annihilation the only outcome.
by Spicy_Memer April 2, 2024
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Go commit alt+f4 urself

The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.
You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash
by SpeedIsKey746 January 5, 2023
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go commit bungee jump with rope

One of, if not the, worst thing you can say to someone.
Bob: Go commit not alive.
John: Go commit bungee jump with rope.
Bob: *Fricking dead.*
by Cyka420BlyatNuggets November 16, 2018
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<.0.6.7.6.0>I, Angel JOse RObles May Commit THe atrocity<.7.9.7.6.>
<.0.6.7.6.0>I, Angel JOse RObles May Commit THe atrocity<.7.9.7.6.>
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committed slam

Committed slam is a fuck buddy that only fucks you and buys you chipotle (and let's you get guac). Committed slams are not allowed to contact eachother before 7 pm. Communication is trickly fuck-based
We aren't dating. He's more of a committed slam.
by CommittedSlam October 28, 2015
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commital

Commital is a word to describe how obligational something is.
“The meeting wasn’t as commital as I thought it would be.”
by Bettyy May 19, 2021
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