Half ham cob

When you have a flaccid penis and just slap it against her pussy lips.

When asked did you have sex with her: na mate had a bad night, just a half ham cob...gutted.

by DaddyNoShoes February 18, 2024

Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.

My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.

by Horizonogre November 9, 2019

COBS

An amazing person

Wow you are so cobs

by Cherrylucky1267 April 19, 2022

Cob

A situation in which ones undergarments are being sucked into ones anus. This will usually require going in after it by tugging on the outside of your jeans, shorts or costume. Sometimes a wiggle of the shitter will derail even the most stubborn of cobs.

Why are you picking at your anus Bill? Bill replied, "I have a cob."

by major inglish May 20, 2014

Cobbed

A synonym of Corned, when you get corned, you get corned on the cob, therefore, COBBED!

“I got so cobbed last night I might not even get out of bed to piss this morning”

by ggricksmith January 17, 2021

COB

Cousins Of Beauty; Two adolescent female cousins who think they are beautiful, so they flaunt their beauty; usually pose for pictures in the exact same way for unknown reasons.

example:

Passersby #1: "Who do those two kids think they are? They are doing modeling poses next to a major intersection!!!"

Passersby #2: "What do you think, Kyle? They are COB's!"

by Funsarah January 2, 2009

Cobbing

To nibble up and down the length of a shaft with one's front teeth. Like one would a cob of corn.

"They started cobbing my wiener! I was confused but then I got kinda into it."

"She cobbed my dick, dude. I don't think I'll ever recover."

by DreamyCreamy August 25, 2020