by aaron February 24, 2005
Meant to encapsulate the cyclical process of some of the women who tend to circulate through boyfriends annually.
After being single or dating for most of the Summer. The Winter Coat Theory dictates that in the autumn season (usually around Halloween), they will pick a companion or boyfriend for the upcoming holiday events. The driving factors include to have someone to attend upcoming holiday functions (Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years); to have some one to 'snuggle' next to when people tend to stay home more often (like it is cold outside).
The term 'Winter Coat' is an allegory meant to highlight the warm gained during these colder seasons.
Even though the abbreviated courting cycle may show early signs of incompatibility. The woman would tend to stay in the relationship till the end of the 'final' major holiday event - New Years. At which time, the cycle comes to its end during the Spring season.
The allegory of the 'Winter Coat' is used again, as the warmer weather becomes prevalent - Winter Coats are shaken off and stored away for the subsequent cold weather season.
The term 'Winter Coat' is an allegory meant to highlight the warm gained during these colder seasons.
Even though the abbreviated courting cycle may show early signs of incompatibility. The woman would tend to stay in the relationship till the end of the 'final' major holiday event - New Years. At which time, the cycle comes to its end during the Spring season.
The allegory of the 'Winter Coat' is used again, as the warmer weather becomes prevalent - Winter Coats are shaken off and stored away for the subsequent cold weather season.
by ObadiahWAR July 14, 2009
The act of climbing onto someone's car hood on your hands and knees, inducing vomiting onto their windshield, and then wrapping the car in plastic wrap, thus sealing in the vomit.
It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.
It is traditional to stake-out the location to observe the recipients reaction from a safe distance.
Person 1: "Hey, Juan is at work right now, we should go bother him."
Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"
Person 2: "I have a better idea: let's give his car a Michigan Duffle Coat. He'll be so pissed!"
by Steakface November 22, 2009
A misrepresentation of the term The ball is in your court, as said by our fine Japanese colleagues. Its just funny to think of an actual ball being in your coat.
Employee # 1: Have you been working on the Johnson file?
Employee # 2: No, I'm waiting for information from their end. The ball is in their coat.
Employee # 2: No, I'm waiting for information from their end. The ball is in their coat.
by Youthful Wisdom August 05, 2005
by Akima May 22, 2008
by ashley November 13, 2004
A condom.
The Honourable Tarquin ffylkheme-Gernlough (pronounced felch me gently) was conceived due to his father forgetting his gentleman's riding coat.
by Totnes Bamber November 21, 2016