by Mia Dease October 13, 2019
The Clown Family is a gc on Twitter consisting of idiots that don't believe in bagged milk. But they are nice so you still have to love them.
by clownfamilyhead July 12, 2020
by thecscherme July 24, 2016
Steve "I didn't know she was a neon clown until we got to the club."
Dave "Aww man fo sho"
Steve "yea that bitch be glowin"
Dave "Aww man fo sho"
Steve "yea that bitch be glowin"
by Type4Me June 8, 2012
by Dave February 10, 2004
A rule created by dudes for dudes, stating that he who attempts to hide something (mostly in regards to a female) they deserve any and all clowning until they own up to what they are doing. The rule is contingent on when somebody is hiding something they know is wrong, but everyone around them knows the truth. Once a dude owns up to what he is doing, and is both honest with himself and others, the clown rule becomes null and void because of how inherently not funny it is to clown on somebody who is open and honest. Unless you squat on the toilet with your feet on the seat, in which case - don't ever tell your bros something like that. Keep that to yourself. No amount of honesty can prevent the absolute clowning you will endure.
Guy 1:"Dude, George told us that all he does is hang out with you and play video games. He didn't even mention egg."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."
Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."
Guy 2:"Bro what?? I never see that kid. He is ALWAYS with egg."
Guy 1:"Maeby literally told me the other day that he doesn't ever see you, and he just went and told everyone that all he does is hang out with the dudes, no mention of egg whatsoever."
Guy 2:"Holy shit man. I think it's time to enact The Clown Rule."
Guy 1:"Meh, I guess so. I never thought we would ever have to on George, but he has given us no choice. He is Pussy Whipped beyond measure."
by Beaterbarker October 14, 2021
1. One who serves a corporate entity (rather than just working) to extremes who willingly, knowingly and carelessly violates peoples rights, commits fraud, causes harms and dangers and generally bows down to a false authority created by an unhealthy allegiance to their paycheck masters.
2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.
3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.
4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.
2. An ignorant slave to a corporate power who sacrifices moral integrity to gain money, power or prestige.
3. Law enforcement personnel who define themselves as "Police" rather than "Peace" officers.
4. Any person who believes that their job gives them a right or the power to abuse or advantage others.
The airport public relations representative acted like a true Corporate Clown even in the presence of a peace officer informing him he was wrong in trying to exceed his power and exercise authority he did not have, while protecting the rights of citizens handing out TSA opt-out fliers to travelers.
by infowarrior DD November 28, 2012