caden

caden is one of the best people you will ever meet he likes girls because he is clearly 100% streaght and is a loyal guy. what would make his life fully compleat would be to have a night alone with a milf. he likes hanging out with hot girls from his school and just wants a cuddle at least 4 times a week. he is just that kind of guy that is a flirt and plays hard to get. and chicks just dig him

I want Caden to marry my mom aka milf so he can be my step dad.

by instagram @caden_347 November 17, 2020

Caden mertes

A bad guy from a movie about a girl who gets beat by her step father and he enjoys being loud and smuggling drugs across the United States border he is a king in every sense of the word

hey look caden mertes is over there smoking a bumble

by The 325 legend April 28, 2021

Cade Baker

A "Cade Baker" is a person that you secretly make tons of hilarious inside jokes about, but you never tell him about them. So instead you point and laugh at him, and run when he starts comming to get you.

Cade Baker has done nothing wrong but yet is still tortured by 2 random kids.

by RottenTuna October 27, 2021

cadet.emery

cadet.emery is literally the definition of down bad for porco. also obsessed with a bracelet? anyways, emery’s cooler than you because they ship eruri 😍🤞

oh no, cadet.emery is down bad again 😟

by levisbestmaid September 4, 2021

Cadesexual

Having strong sexual attraction to individuals called cade.

“Wow that mans so hot”
‘They’re probably called cade’
“I can tell you’re a cadesexual”

by Waterproof robot giraffes September 27, 2021

Cade Baker Moment

A "Cade Baker Moment" is a brief moment that only few will understand. A moment so hilarious that no normal person will understand. Those who tend to understand are know as a, "Cade Baker." When talking about the myth himself others tend to make seemingly unfunny jokes which relate to, "Cade Baker"

When, "The Fish is a Baby" is one of the first Cade Baker Moments

by RottenTuna October 18, 2021

Caden

Respectful man. Packing about 7 inches with a nice parabola.

Did you see cadens 7 incher?

Yea he sent it too me last month!

by phatcawk1111 November 21, 2021