cheat

When someone does something that they wouldn't do if their "other" was there with them...

James has sex with another girl wail he's supposed to be my man... but he wouldn't have sex with that girl if I was their with them... well depends on how much of a dog he is... Why do a great deal of men cheat???

by Angelina Baldwin October 4, 2006

Cheltenham U-Bend

Arranging oneself in such a position that when one sticks one's nose up the arse of a partner, and the partner farts powerfully, the gas enters the nose of the first party and leaves the mouth - thus tickling the balls of the farter.

Hmm that were a reet powerful Cheltenham U-Bend there our Kes.

by GanglesWillSwarm2 March 21, 2009

cheater face

A man who cheats on his perfect, beautiful, do good wife for no real apparent reason at all.

I just found out that my husband is a cheater face.

Look hunny, your friend is cheaterfacing on his wife.

by Selina, January 1, 2009

celton

Another word for hunkalicious

Also see sexilicous.

Example 1 - 'He's so Celton! I just want to sex him up!'

by 20MG!5H4NN0N May 12, 2008

Celtic paganism

A religion that is a revival of the worship of all the Celtic gods. The druids are said to be a sect of Celtic pagans.

He's into Celtic paganism.

by Judge dredd7 July 25, 2011

Cheating

Looking at another bitch.

Cheating is when a person looks at another person of their preference that is not their significant other. Eg: Tiffany was walking down the street with her boyfriend and there was an attractive famale passing by and she turns to Andrew and says "you looked at her! We're through!" She then later posts all over her social media that he is a dirty lying cheater.

by Sk sk sk sk sk March 30, 2017

Not Not Cheating

When a female (usually) breaks up with her boyfriend, while already having another guy picked out. Her excuse for breaking up always blames the guy for the termination of the relationship. She does this to technically avoid cheating. We guys see through this ruse AKA 'double negation'.

Sarah: "I don't feel you love me anymore.
Guy: "Why would you say that? Of course I love you."
Sarah: "We should see other people."
Guy: "Are you cheating on me?"
Sarah: "No. I'm not not cheating."

And so she sees someone else...ten minutes later.

by Henry le Rennet March 28, 2011