lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

by ItaDick March 15, 2017

candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

caning

Means to smoke a cigarette or joint insanely quick, usually while drunk or after cocaine as this causes you to excessively smoke.

Saw harry just cane a fag in 2 seconds!
been caning a fag buzzing off the nicotine

by Bigboy packet August 29, 2021

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021

Cane Cone Cun Difference

#1-Candy Cane Cotton Candy Crystal Meth
#2- what the damn hell does that even mean?

Example 1
Girl 1- you wanna come over, we got the cane cone cun difference?!
Girl 2- heck yes!
Example 2
Boy 1- hey schnuffeluffigus!
Random by stander- what the cane cone cun difference is that guy talking about?

by Jobobem dybeeily January 06, 2025