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mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.
Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
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Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.
My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.
by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021
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Lighting the Candle

When you're at the crib with your woman and you need to let your homie know that he needs to lay back for a while and stay low.
Don't front bro, I am lighting the candle so you know you gotta stay away until I'm done.
by wolverheel October 30, 2016
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Dick Candle

Injecting gasoline into a pee hole and then on fire creating a candle as your dick
“Dude you didn’t tell me that chick was so kinky that she gave me a dick candle
by redhattermatadore April 2, 2025
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Candle

Cigarette; cigar; any cylindrical object that can be lit and smoked.
My mom came into my room and asked why it smelled like smoke. I told her I was lighting a candle.
by King_of_Mexico August 6, 2016
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