A blowjob you get because your wife's idea of romance is lighting fifty candles... and you actually light all fifty to set the mood.
She just gave the best head, dude. On a scale from one to ten, it was, like, a fifty-candle blowjob.
by soupbee November 06, 2014
by Negative-#9801 January 15, 2023
When you light you gentle pubes on fire then blow them out and walk around. ( it leaves a horrible smell every where you go.)
by White-guy December 16, 2022
Idiom. Used to describe a person's lack of intelligence or inability to perform/achieve a simple task.
by Catfish Baruni June 16, 2016
The act of taking laxatives and then pooping the liquid shart onto the females pubic hairs. After you shart onto the pubic hairs you must light the liquid poop covered pubic hairs on fire than proceed to eat her out.
Tyler: Can we spice it up in the bed giving brain is getting boring
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
Jessica: Sure take some laxatives and give me the yankee candle
Tyler: Sounds fun!!!!
by White frosting December 07, 2020
Listening to music while beating thy meat in the shower. Radio candle is obtained when dick burn begins to occur.
Farley: Afternoon Richard, how are you?
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.
Richard: Not so good, I'm still feeling the effects of radio candle from when I beat it in the YMCA shower.
by King Shlong July 08, 2015
by Blkash July 25, 2017