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Cabbage Walk

Cabbage walk is when two or more people go to a certain area only to leave right after arriving at their destination.

It also is a danish tradition, called Kohlfahrt ("cabbage walk") is when peopel arrange a walk through the countryside to a village pub, usually in mid-winter.
Dude 1: Hey bro, lets go to the canteen and get some food!
Dude 2: Yea sure thing bro lets go!
*dude 1 and 2 arrive at the canteen, and they see it full*
Dude 1: Yo bro this place is filled lets go back
Dude 2: Yea bro we just did a cabbage walk
by PooPooPeePeeHead January 27, 2020
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Muff-Cabbage

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!
by ff9001 October 16, 2010
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Dense Cabbage

An insult for someone who insists on arguing against something that is common sense.
John: "My name is John!"
Idiot: "I doubt that, there's no way your name is John."
John: "...Why would I lie about my own name??"
Idiot: "I don't know, your name just isn't John."
John: "You Dense Cabbage, MY. NAME. IS. JOHN."
by axelgust30 November 13, 2021
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Cabbage Juice

Sweat that comes from a ball sack.
Dude there is cabbage juice all over my hand!
by Gman8842 October 3, 2011
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Cabbage eater

Someone of reduced intelligence, usually only requiring the bare minimum nutrition to survive.
Jane: Jane like cabbage, cabbage like Jane. Nom nom nom

Jane is a cabbage eater
by Practicaldickhead August 7, 2018
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Cabbage jesus

A overweight cunt who is full of life and loves to joke around with anyone. He loves to make friends and will even share his lunch with you. He will go out of his way for anyone!
Bro 1: did u just see that guy? he just gave the homeless family 100 dollars!
Bro 2: yeah! he always does that his name is cabbage jesus..
Bro 1: what a mad cunt we should meet him sometime..

Bro 2: hell yeah!
by Cabbage jesus May 12, 2019
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cabbage vagina

a stinky pussy. you can get it from eating to much cabbage or beets
dude i fucked the grossest chick last night, she had cabbage vagina like a mothafukka
by tahlias a hottie January 13, 2008
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