Cabbage Patch Cute

Someone ugly that, at certain angles, looks very good.

In her photo she was smoking hot, but when I met her I realized she was only Cabbage Patch Cute.

by Oldenphat May 7, 2010

Cabbage Patch Weed

Also called Popcorn weed, Cabbage Patch weed is a little more potent than Shwagg or Reggie. However, it can't compete with good strains, such as Strawberry Cough or Sour Diesel.

"I hate this Cabbage Patch Weed, dude! I need some real shit."

by NewPwnage September 12, 2013

Cabbage Juice

A transparent liquid type of seamen which is produced at the start of puberty

Dude I have my first ever wank last wank last night I didn't properly ejaculate it was only a bit of cabbage juice

by Runnerboy13 November 17, 2015

Cabbage Hammer

A term used by your orchestra that expresses how he/she/they have too much free time.

My sister insists that the term cabbage hammer is a real term that people use.

by imoverit@17 June 2, 2021

Cabbage sexual

The sexual attraction to cabbages

I think i might be cabbage sexual guys! Im so attracted to this cabbage in my garden!

by Cabbage_master might be curius October 2, 2022

Cabbage Fluff

When a girl uses her hand to make a fluffing action on a guys nutsack

Dam, i am down to get a cabbage fluff from her.

by Roostrikerrpo June 30, 2010

cabbage patch syndrome

the fact that this word even exist is a mystery and its meaning is non existant

that guy suffers cabbage patch syndrome

by jimmythejester May 17, 2006