Shit, can you help get this bottle out of that hole?
Hold on, I got a candle idea. (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber but successfully gets it out anyways.)
Hold on, I got a candle idea. (Proceeds to use a fishing rod instead of a grabber but successfully gets it out anyways.)
by MaskedTreason December 5, 2020
Get the A candle ideamug. by T1yotT January 23, 2024
Get the cakes and candlesmug. When somebody at the bar is getting “Happy Birthday” sung to them and you light a match to use as a makeshift candle.
This dude had his birthday at the bar last night and you know I had to light a Daniel Candle for him since NOBODY brought candles for him.
by BaronOfSalt January 24, 2024
Get the Daniel Candlemug. by anonymous November 29, 2023
Get the god candlemug. by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021
Get the Ass Candlemug. When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
Get the Butt candledmug. Women who will throw hands at a Bath and Body Works (or similar retail outlet) for cutting in line or taking their favorite scent.
These Candle Karen’s are our of control, they were throwing hands at Bath and Body works for being cut in line.
This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
This Candle Karen assaulted an employee at Scottsdale Fashion Square.
by Stefabablous March 7, 2021
Get the Candle Karenmug.