Butthole Complex

When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.
Oh god, is that how I sound? I'm experiencing some major Butthole Complex.
by JustSamj December 14, 2021
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Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.
My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.
by bookfraud April 07, 2015
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Pavlov's Butthole

When you go to pee, but your colon decides it's time to take the Brownies for a swim. Happens too often to be a coincidence.
"I can't believe it Marge. Everytime I sit down to pee, my butthole thinks it's time to poop! I must have have Pavlov's Butthole!"
by Samuel Clemency May 19, 2021
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butthole muscle

An unintelligent moron, can also be used to refer to an annoying dimwit that is uninformed on a particular subject or topic.
I tried discussing the economy with him, but he was being a real butthole muscle about it.
by Sergeant Dornan August 11, 2015
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butthole piracy

A term used to define something displeasureably unfair, unreasonable, or lame, similar to the feeling when one's butthole is unexpectedly pirated.
I got a closed lunch for getting my phone taken away? This is butthole piracy!
by illattack2513 December 03, 2010
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