Cat burglar

A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home

Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!

Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.

by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024

Turd Burglar

A person who inserts other people's feces inside his/hers own rectum in an effort to obtain any nutrients that could remain.

Put that poop stick down you turd burglar, those are my Nutrients !

by NotTimothyDalton October 19, 2016

Pen Burglar

Person who cant help but steal pens from the store.

Venable is the biggest pen burglar i know.

by Zebra Hands August 12, 2016

Bliss Burglar

Bliss Burglar: A person who steals your happiness when you’re on cloud nine, dragging you down with negativity, doubt, sarcasm, or provoking questions like Why are you so happy? They can be a co-worker, boss, friend, family member, or even a stranger. Bliss burglars take pleasure in killing your buzz and leaving you feeling rock-bottom. Avoid at all costs when you’re feeling happy.

Lee: Bruv, every morning I wake up feeling great happy, there’s always some dickhead ruining my day. Is happiness is a crime nowadays bruv?, Life’s tough enough in the UK already, Bruv.

Frank: Yeah, it's them bliss burglars, bruv ? They get a kick out of making you feel bad, just because

There twats bruv LOL.

Lee: Init bruv LOL.

by Jamie Cheese December 15, 2025

Turd burglar

Portable restroom technician.

Hey Roy! The toilet is full in the port a pot, think you can wave down the turd burglars when they drive by to empty it for us?

by Motosaki410 June 5, 2019

burglar

the act of being the opposite of a grocer hobbling on the door mat, as Thorin Oakenshield has extreme distaste for such fellows.

Person 1:Dude, Bilbo is such a burglar
Person 2: Yeah, he's definitely not a fat old grocer anymore.

by everyoneiseaherolotrnotjustsam September 29, 2021

Turd Burglar

A member of a team who is the sole reason for the teams lack of success.

Geno Smith is an absolute turd Burglar.

by Captain Duke November 2, 2025