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Cock Eyed Bumble

An extremely unattractive Male/Female with an embarrassingly low wit and intellegence. Most Cock Eyed Bumbles are of a portly or round nature and have an abundance of body hair, with which, they do not regularly maintain. Cock Eyed Bumbles can sometimes be the result of inter-breeding, acute alcoholism, poor hygene, or simply being the product of what happens after injecting crack into one's anus.
Human 1: "That bloke was acting like a fully fledged dickhead last night!"

Human 2: "Yeah, he was a fuckin' Cock Eyed Bumble!...
Didn't you see him duck out the back and inject crack into his anus?"
by Zebrawolf55 March 13, 2011
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bumble

a verb used to describe the act of wandering around aimlessly with a group of friends.
Hey dude, I'm bored as hell, whatcha wanna do?

I guess we could just bumble around downtown until later.
by dee eye zee April 30, 2006
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bumble

Mumble Bumble, familiarly known as "Bumble", is a Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer character who resided on the Island of Misfit Toys. A loveable misfit abominable snowmonster.
Bumble sunk on an iceberg an appartently drowned. :( It was said the iceberg represented Castro and Cuba.
by azov February 4, 2005
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Bumblesquat

The mispronunciation of bumbasquat
This word has got no meaning, but is said by Trisha when confused with Bumbasquat, the correct pronunciation.
Because this word has no meaning, no example can be stated.
by Josh K August 24, 2004
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bumble brothers

n. Used when two dudes are combining forces to do something stupid.
Me: Hey, there goes Joe and Dan, I think they said they were gonna steal some lawn ornaments.
Other guy: Fuckin bumble brothers!
by roller June 10, 2005
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Bubbles

A word that some people just randomly say in a high pitched voice, mimicking the power puff girl, bubbles.
Me: Hi Chris
Chris: Bubbles!
by ShadowForce December 7, 2013
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Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed

Essentialy an unsually aggressive Tumble Weed.

Indigenous to rural America, the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed has a larger mass than its Tumble Weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.

The kinetic energy produced by the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. Small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in Rumble-bumble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.

Typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.

Sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse...
Person A:
I have dead animals on the roof of my house. Why?

Person B:
Hmm ok... Are the animals intact?

Person A:

The chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.

Person B:
Hmm. Was it windy last night?

Person A:
Yes. Very.

Person B:
Ah ha!

Person A:
What?

Person B:
Twas the Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed!
by PsuedoPhilosopher October 27, 2011
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