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Boon or Bane

Did he do it FOR me or TO me?
Iam "Boon or Bane?"

Hym "I genuinely don't know what's going on right now. Somehow I turned into the voice of reason in some strange role-reversal thing... I don't like it."

Iam "I don't know what happened here! I'm so confused! Does he deserve to be insulted or praised!? What is actually happening right now!? Have I been insulted or praised!?"

Hym "You insulted him 🤷"

Iam "I also praised him! I praised him first! And then he took my thing!"

Hym "I thought we liked The hangover movies? We've watched them several times with our family."

Iam "THAT JUST MEANS HE GOT OUR MONEY AND OUR IDEA AND THEN OUR MONEY AGAIN!!!"

Hym "Well... Tsskk HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!! That's fucking hilarious!"

Iam "What!?"

Hym "He's a comedian. He made a funny joke!"

Iam "Judas! Traitor!"

Hym "You have no sense of humor!"

Iam "You... You can't be serious?..."

Hym "Isn't it ironic? Isn't it a perfect illustration of dramatic irony? All the types of irony, actually... It's brilliant! He's a God damn genius!"
by Hym Iam April 27, 2022
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Bojon Misfire

When you are attempting the Houdini and shoot in your own eye.
He was trying a Houdini and ended up with a Bojon Misfire.
by Papa Blue September 10, 2022
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boon tune

Racist white guy in the office says can you play something other than them boon tunes please
by Steveclarksleepster September 15, 2022
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Bobonkchuous

when you're feeling so gaygreg-core and you want to blow cock like its bubble-gum
Person 1: "Oh my god, im so gay, im so gay, hip hip hooray"

Person 2: "so bobonkchuous!"
by Connwear October 2, 2022
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bohondonkeros

Any boobs, tits, breasts, bewbs, milk missles, flesh bags, sweater meat, ta-tas, melons, bangers, udders, puppies, fun bags, knockers, hooters, breasticles of the large variety.

Also known as honolonganonolongangas
That chick has a real set of bohondonkeros. Real honolonganonolongangas
by Barkmeat October 26, 2022
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baronduki

When one person does a number two and doesn’t wipe, and then shortly after pulls down their pants, in order to attempt to sit on another persons head, or nose into crack (best case scenario), to get back at them or punish them for being a terrible person for a specific reason.
Sally came running down the hill and caught Jim off guard, and with all her momentum she barreled into him causing both to fall, and while sliding through the grass she maneuvered quickly, giving Jim the best “BARONDUKI” anyone watching had ever seen.
by Bouge Wah February 10, 2023
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bolonkeldoodle

A combination of blop, blep, bloop, blue, blonk, bleep, blunk, bip, bop and bap. Commonly used to describe silly cat faces.
There were many pictures of cats. Blep picture, bop picture and plonk pictures. The whole bolonkeldoodle.
by DJSM1234 April 10, 2023
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