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Never in my natural-born life

Substitute for “never have I ever” (the phrase not the game), “I can’t make this shit up”, something unbelievable for others, a “swear on” yourself without actually swearing and avoiding a jinx or bad juju tether.

Long-winded response to add edge to a story or sentence.

An attention grabbing phrase for some one/thing/situation that is shocking and/or more serious than just an “ever” . More common around idiom users and anybody you picture when hearing “certain folks”

Similar to: “never in a million years”, “on my momma”, “y’all ain’t gunna believe this but I swear…”.
“Y’all, never in my natural-born life could I make this mess up.”

“I swear, never in my natural-born life would I betray you and ours like that”

“I ain’t lying when I tell you, that fight was crazy! They were ruthless! I’ve never in my natural-born life seen two people get after each other like that!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
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why was you born

You was born because your mum wasn’t on birth control and your dad didn’t have enough money for a condom. Sorry to say but your adopted
Chad: aye why was you born
Brad: because my parents went to sex education
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born again bastard

A Born Again bastard is someone who was born out of wedlock but who’s parents then marry.
Congrats, you’re now a born again bastard.
by MrsPez December 3, 2017
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Born

She was born on March 9th
by 459395 April 10, 2023
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Are you born in 2010?

This is a pickup line created by Juney, the other person would respond no or their birth year and then the person saying the pickup line would say “Oh haha that’s weird because you sure look like a 10 😉” 10 meaning they’re hot but it’s a play on words for ‘10 meaning born in 2010.
Guy:Are you born in 2010?
Girl:No I’m born in 2007
Guy:Oh haha that’s weird because you sure look like a 10 😉
Girl: 😘
by Juneyb October 25, 2023
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47' born

Known from the famous Aer Vis song by The Warrior Song Project.

This is a line in the first verse of the song meaning that particular person is a veteran born during the time of World War two.
I am the wings of a killing machine 47' born and my razor teeth rip down to the edge and down beneath to were the wicked wail and the devil creeps I broke in the back of the edge and shore lay waist to the ground of an enemy's throne so let the hammers break and the sickle s fold.
by Morbid-J February 27, 2022
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