Bon Jovi

The greatest rock band of all time. Plain and simple.

Jon Bon Jovi: "Woah, we're halfway there...."
Everybody ever: "Woah! Livin' On A Prayer!"'
Proof Bon Jovi is amazing.

by BonJoviFan_1986 January 23, 2022

The Bon Crock

A fruity booty.

Bro you are literally “The Bon Crock”

by Bon Soc February 7, 2022

bon voyaka

An insulating way of saying goodbye or to quickly leave

You can take your lycra and shove it up your arse. Bon voyaka

by Surfq October 7, 2021

Bon Jovi

Music made by some guy. Believe or not Bon Jovi isnt a fucking band. Hes a solo artists whos narcistic to a degreee that he dosent credit the rest of his band

I had naked shit (scat) sex with Bon Jovi

by Oral Anul November 1, 2021

Texas Bon

when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic

"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"

by Dr retard July 22, 2021

Bon Jovi Syndrome

When someone in the band has the band named after their last name (Like Jon Bon Jovi) so, people mostly call the lead singer or whoever has the last name the band name.

Do you think Eddie Van Halen gets the Bon Jovi Syndrome treatment?

by AthenaRoseJones February 19, 2022

bons en chablais

A beautiful place by the mountains where a little boy named Quentin who is in love with an Indian girl. He’s smart,kind and stupid. I love you Quentin. If you’re reading this whether or not if we’re together I will always cherish you

Quentin, i love you. Bons en chablais

by Angmk March 3, 2022