cock-blocker

Lady-friend who, whilst taking resources, food, money, etc. from a guy, withholds any sexual favour, at the same time prohibiting the guy from relieving himself elsewhere.

That cock-blocker is permanently on the rag while looking daggers across if I even open my laptop!

by carlos456 October 30, 2023

O Blocker

The most retarded and spastic people to ever walk the planet

“Did you see Jeff doing that deadset spastic thing the other day?”
“Yeah mate, he’s an absolute O Blocker.”

by Jeff’s doodoos November 1, 2023

Master Blocker

Someone who resorts to censorship instead of using better words.

Censorship is for children
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak because a baby can't chew it " Twain

Don't be a Master blocker

by Dr.Crow January 8, 2023

donut blocker

Noun - Describes an individual who will proceed to stop or deny access to someone else's donuts, usually just because.

I was trying to open the pack of donuts in the store and he had the nerve to ask "Can't that wait?". He is such a Donut Blocker.

by RockabillyJ April 19, 2023

jyleima blocker

It’s me duh~ I love myself so I put my name here

Who are you? Oh I’m jyleima blocker a bad b*tch~

by Baddieculter May 14, 2023

Bro-Blocker

Isabel "Belly" Conklin

That girl from The Summer I Turned Pretty is a Bro-Blocker

by Cloudybedroom August 11, 2023

Cock blocker

A cock blocker is a close friend of your target who perceives your disgusting intentions re her close girlfriend. Her intention is to block your battle plan, thus preserving the apparent chastity of your target -- or in this day 'n' age -- preserving the lady's opportunity for her own not-so-pious intentions.

During a splendid evening of ice skating, and Just after I had copped a really awesome 'fee'" as well as the mother of all sloppy smooches, her roommate shows up and wants to leave early. So I bellow at the top of my lungs: YOU GODDAMN COCK BLOCKER!!1

by Hoze_b August 31, 2023