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Nut Blocker

Typically known as Karen or Sharon, pops up during segments of pornos and tends to make you flaccid due to their ugly complexion and manager complaint attitude.
I was really getting in to it, but then the nut blocker ruined it for me
by Pizzaeater69 December 4, 2019
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fudge blocker

someone who, generally in an office-like setting, will want to stop you and talk about usually seemingly nothing on your bee-line to or right before entering the potty for a BM.
Yesterday I had the bubble guts and had one goal on my mind- getting to the fucking toilet swiftly. John Doe was being a fudge blocker and wanted to talk to me about sports on my way there and wanted me to come over to his computer and watch a video.
by blackmikeg August 3, 2011
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Chak-blocker

1. Any universal or celestial being who deliberately or unintentionally "blocks" one , some, or all of the seven chakras (root, sacral, solar plexus, heart, throat, third eye or crown) belonging to another universal or celestial being causing a disruption in the natural flow of energy on their journey to Pure Potentiality.
2. A hater that disrupts your flow.
"I know you are in a bad mood but stop being such a Chak-blocker."
by Yogi Caine November 24, 2020
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High blocker

One who ruins your high after you’ve smoked a fat bowl.
When someone ruins your good time they are a “high blocker
by Danny2879 October 22, 2022
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Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.
My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson
by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018
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Cock blocker

*Dean and Cas eye fucking each other*
Sam walking in: So get this-
Dean: SAM QUIT BEING A COCK BLOCKER!!
by Dean Winchesters emo phase November 11, 2021
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Betty Crocker cock blocker

A muffin top, front butt if you will. It prevents you from getting laid.
“We went out one time, had a lot of fun, but he never made a second date and it’s all because of my Betty Crocker cock blocker of a tum tum”.
by Neener1966 September 5, 2022
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