cock blender

That one jackass who ruins all the fun!

"Dude I hate Michael! He's such a cock blender!"

by Memebros123 May 12, 2017

booty blender

The act turning a female clockwise on the male phallus whilst she is being ravaged anally.

Denise was walking like a penguin for a whole week.. I guess the booty blender was too much for her...

by Kinda.cool_ November 10, 2017

pee blender

Where three or more people go into a body of water, make a circle, arms around one another, and urinate at the same time, then spin all around to mix it all round.

Hey I need to go pee. Me too! Let go do a pee blender in the lake!

by Kyledude95 July 26, 2019

Human blender

When you put a knife in her butthole and stick your penis in and start twisting both

“Hey man I just gave this girl a human blender for the first and probably last time”

by YeetusBoi5 January 23, 2021

pull that blond root

when someone does something real stupid and they suddenly realize it.

person 1: oh, I just realized that!

person 2: hey, let me pull that blond root for you.

by mzdigerati March 11, 2005

Bland on Blond

Watching girl on girl action, but with one of the aforementioned ladies much less attractive than the other

I went to Keiths the other night as he had some new lezzie films, in this one film this stunning blond bird was scissoring off with a double edged crystal wand with this right minger - it was a typical case of "Bland on Blond

by cheffykins August 8, 2010

Whats cracking on the blender

Vegan or comedian alternative for "Whats cracking on the skillet ?" (first spotted in 1 of Alisa Amerigo standup specials).

Hey, whats cracking on the blender ! Pls. dont answer ! Im just telling you "hi, wassup".

by OliviaWild February 28, 2021