Betty Crocker

When a girl is wearing waayyyy too much make-up, shit looks caked on.

"Yo that girl is straight Betty Crocker man, looks like she been using deluxe cake mix all over her face"

by Brothason May 18, 2010

Betty Spaghetti

She's the quintisential bimbo. She's blonde and dense and contsantly oozes condescending chatter, just like she constantly oozes fugly ratty curls from her murky skull (similair to the "betty spaghetti doll").

Her delusional sense of self-righteousness is constantly of frustration to those who are unfortunate enough to meet her.

"Who the fucks that blonde rat?"

"That's our resident Betty Spaghetti..."

"yuck."

by ms mt vesuvius May 15, 2009

Sweaty Betty:

A Fat Girl or Woman. Like you know to do it with her you'd have to role her in flour and look for the wet spot.
Sweaty Betty

She is one Sweaty Betty. I would date her if she was not such a Sweaty Betty:

by B_Rad_N_Green November 5, 2007

blind betty

When a man jerks off on a womans eye lids while she is passed out. When the woman wakes up her eyes are crusted over causing her to become blinded.

Why do you think Hellen Keller was dumb, deaf, and blind? She got a little more than a blind betty

by Cherry Poppin March 3, 2009

flaming betty

the act of having sexual intercourse doggy style then pulling your throbbing member out and jerking it but instead of squirting your luscious man juice on her back you pour hand sanitizer then light it on fire and run like hell or take pictures

dude 1: dude, how'd your date go last night?

dude 2: I gave that ho a flaming betty.

dude 1: BALLER!

by sumbchnhellyeah February 12, 2010

betty cracker

1. Is someone who makes cocaine into crack.

when the goods aren't strong enough Betty Cracker comes and mixes it up.

by Princess Pink Bubble October 17, 2008

Wet Betty

noun: a Wet Betty is the step sister of the wet willy. a Wet Betty is performed by sucking your finger tip, and swirling it around in someone's exposed cleavage and yelling "WET BETTY." This can only be used on EXPOSED cleavage; no reaching down t-shirts, turtle necks, or sweater vests!

Look at her huge knockers! I bet she'd love a Wet Betty.

by APro84 August 11, 2011