Bender

A hockey player who has no skating skills and bends his ankles when he skates, also used to describe a hockey player who is an awful player in general

WOW that kid Jantard is such a bender, look at how he skates! It would be no surprise if he taped his ankles.

by Danknuggett September 27, 2008

Bender

Term that is generally used by hockey players. Most commonly used chirp to date. Used to describe a multitude of players who have no skill what so ever or the boys just arnt down to call them their own. The boys can tell right away when someone is a bender, wether it be on the ice or in the locker room. Great term to add to ones list of chirps.

Check out Tommy over there, just bendin it up.

Man, Drew just needs to give it up, he's such a bender.

Get those bricks movin bend show.

Sick fish bowl bender.

by isu14 June 16, 2010

Bendermobile

A vehicular mode of travel which is generally found in the hands of those males in posession of extraordinarily small phalli, usually in the region of 1-2 inches. In many cases, very loud music, often gangsta rap, is played out of the open window of the bendermobile. Alternatively, many more subtle bendermobiles are found in the hands of self righteous environmentalists, mostly also with small phalli.

Hummers, smart cars, all hybrids, many mercedes, most bmws, a large proportion of porsches and also ferraris amongst others are bendermobiles.

by windybindy November 13, 2011

gender bender

the embarrassing situation that arises from someone's innocently attributing the wrong gender to another person

I nearly got in a gender bender, but when I spotted the adam's apple I decided to stick to gender-neutral pronouns

by shamanticist May 1, 2015

sawed off spaghetti bender

derogatory term for short ethnic italian male

Joe Pesci is a sawed off spaghetti bender

by John King June 11, 2006

Gender-Bender

A slang word for some one who is a transgender.

Wow! Look at that Gender-Bender. He looks likes he's been at the hair dresser too many times.

by jar jar bob bo bo bo bo bo bo boo February 24, 2008

Bender

A hockey player that sucks because his skates aren't tight enough so they bend inward. Can be generally applied, with some exceptions, to any high school player outside of Minnesota and those from a decent number of schools in Michigan and Massachusetts.

Also, the player will think he is really cool for playing hockey, even though he just wasn't good enough for the basketball team and now has to play "home" games in front of parents and a nonexistent student section in an arena 10 miles from home.

I just saw this high school hockey game in Ohio. They sucked at everything so they decided to start a huge fight. But it wasn't that great because the kids were all benders and thought they were cool for wearing Nike Bauer vapor XX skates and gloves.

by wolverinefan1 March 14, 2009