Basic beers

Bog standard, salt of the earth corner shop beers. Slightly room temperature, and transported in a blue plastic carry bag.

Mate, enough if this craft nonsense, let's get some basic beers - Frank

by Barnowlsrock August 14, 2022

Paper Beers

Lysergic acid diethylamide (LSD)

Oi we gettin on the paper beers this weekend?

by Master of the beers September 8, 2023

Hop on just shapes and beats

A slang for a verrrry hard cuck that you stick into the grease exhaust of a McDonald's deep fryer that's not been cleaned for 10 years

Hey chuck, do you want to hop on just shapes and beats with me tomorrow after our shift.

by Yeetusdafetus69420 April 29, 2022

beeps

A extreamly fat women. One that packs their fat into cars when they enter them. We are talking mamoth. Derived from the phrase "that chick beeps when she backs up."

Oh my god!!! We've got a beeper here!

by yourmom April 13, 2004

Dirty Beats

A slang for Trance based House Music often big in Sweden and Germany. This music has gone from underground artists such as 009-Dreamscape to Lady Gaga and Kid Cudi. The drug Ecstasy is popular while listening to this type of music.

I'm feeling so high off this Ecstasy. Keep playing those dirty beats I just wanna dance and kiss everybody.

by Pierre Radisson April 25, 2010

3 beers

The standards quantity of beers (not drinks) to tell a police officer that you've consumed. This is especially true when you get pulled over for swerving.

Officer: So how much have you had to drink to night?

Answer: I'm sorry Ociffer, I only had 3 beers. Is somin' wrong wid my tail lights?

Officer: Step out of the car sir.

by Steve December 7, 2004

beersex

Enjoying a cold beer while having sex at the same time. The ultimate stress relief known to mankind.

"Maaan, I need a goood shot of beersex to get over this workday.."

by Wawa February 22, 2003