Bearskin Squared

When a couple has sex bare skin on a bear skin rug.

My girl and I rented a log cabin, and did the bearskin squared all weekend.

by captaincrunk May 30, 2016

Bearback

The act of two or more hairy men (bears and or otters), having raw or bareback sex.

Last night, Chuck & I bearbacked until we bred each other 3 times!

by JAXXXTON February 4, 2020

Beardsplitter

A Beardsplitter is a very old and not really used English word that means a penis surrounded by a generally large amount of pubic hair, in which it splits it

I’ve heard rumors about that fucker Dan having a Beardsplitter!

by Anotsosimpleman February 28, 2020

Bears Eat Beets

Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Jim: Fact, bears eat beets
Dwight: *sigh* no-
Jim: Bears, Beets, battlestar galactica

Dwight: wait What are you doing, this isnt funny.
Jim: *puts down a bobble head of himself*
Dwight: Identity theft is not a joke Jim! Millions families suffer ever year!!!
Jim: Michael!!
Dwight: Haha very funny... MICHAEL MICHAEL!!

by eden100123 December 30, 2020

Unlockable Beards

Exceptionally good, or necessary.

Medal of Honor has unlockable beards? UNLOCKABLE BEARDS!

by David divad June 22, 2010

vic var snar blarbs

This phrase says what it means, and means what it says. It can be used in place of anything really, usually a phrase, but can be used in place of a word. Also good for when one wants to use a more colorful word or phrase but is in mixed company.

Jack: I love you, Sally.
Sally: Vic var snar blarbs.

Vic var snar blarbs! That was a hard test!

by The Word Gypsy December 15, 2017

Bears

bearpolar beargrizzlycubwolfotterleatherbeer bustlumber jackdaddysirhairystockyburlysirly(noun).A group (pack) of stocky hairy(fuzzy) men usually sporting beards and beer bellys. Leather or lumberjack gear optional. Akin to leather bars and gay country bars. Pass times usually include playing pool, watching football, drinking beer and of course snuggling.

Dave: Hey, wanna go to the beer bust at the Wrangler?

Mike: Sure, no shortage of heat mingling in a sea of bears there.

by Mr. Bravo December 21, 2008