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stiff

To be stiff is to not let things slide, and to keep things 100 percent all the time. Getting straight to the point not idling around
If niggas gone keep playing like I’m soft ima be that hoe ass nigga y’all scared of, if y’all want me to act stiff I’ll act stiff bro ain’t shit bout slide round me
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Stiff

My dance partner and I in the quince💀
Nah he can’t dance, he’s stiff.
by Curlynailbug June 17, 2022
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stiff

(adj.) passed out, later to die moments later.
Get the phone! Charlie's stiff!
by JaysonP65132 March 24, 2023
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Stiff

A dickish person that likes pissing people off
Shut up you lil Stiff
by Filaislife November 29, 2015
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STIFF

S.exually T.roubled I.ntroverted F.orgotten F.riend- the friend who doesn’t get laid. gets adopted into friend groups by being made fun of. Often forgotten about when it comes to social events such as birthdays, weddings, prom, etc.
You’ll never be the main character when you’re stuck being a STIFF.

Take action and quit being such a STIFF.
by sound recollection October 17, 2025
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Stiff Trouble

When you get a boner at the worst time
"I was at my daughters girl scout meeting when i thought of a sexy girl, then got into stiff trouble"
by Scorpio101 August 2, 2018
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Stiff as a Ball

When you see someone hitting a golf ball and you feel bad for them because you assume they have prosthetic legs. Their ability to flex and move their lower extremities is so bad that you imagine they were hit by a train as a child or had polio because their parents were anti-vaxxers.
So I was watching this guy tee off the other day and I felt so sad thinking of what happened to them as a child. Then I watched them walk away and it was perfectly normal. He was stiff as a ball hitting a golf shot, but walked fine. Really bizarre, must be at least a 10 handicap without an actual handicap.
by Scotty Nice July 27, 2023
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