Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt

To complete two things in one action.

One solution to two problems.

Chad: Jess asked me to take her out tomorrow, but Todd is having a kick-ass party. I don't know what to do man.

Mark: Just take Jess with you to the party, duh.

Chad: That's Stoning Two Birds with One Blunt! Thanks!

by The Pimpin'est August 18, 2012

Girl Blunt

A blunt rolled by a girl, sold by a girl, hit by a girl, etc.

"This shit is a girl blunt, I only smoke girl blunts" - Leikeili47

by b00b00thaf00l December 16, 2019

Blunt Blocked

When someone is in the act of rolling a blunt/joint and is about to lick it finished, but is then interrupted by a person causing them to hide "it" thus being Blunt Blocked....

Guy 1: I was in my room rolling a "J" and I was almost done until my bro just walks in, I had to hide it...
Guy 2: Hahah dam dude you were totally Blunt Blocked!

by TheBluntSquad May 22, 2011

Biunt

B+I=C. This for those dumb motherfuckers who ain’t like the word “cunt”

This whore got a filthy ass biunt

by DaddyDiCaprio April 28, 2019

bum blunts

blunts rolled out of paper grocery store bags
alot thicker then tabbaco blunts but look just like them
and alot easier to roll

man i couldnt find a swisher so i had to cop a bum blunt

man she sucks at rollin sweets bum blunts roll hella easier

by lalalalalalalallallalalallalal November 10, 2009

Aloha Blunts

When you arrive at a party and are offered a blunt the moment you walk through the door; this is known as an 'aloha blunt' - as popularised in the Beach Break song 'Aloha Blunts'

Guy 1: "Oh dude! I was at this rad party on the weekend, everyone was super sweet with their pot"
Guy 2: "For real?!"
Guy 1: Yeah I walked through the door and was greeted with aloha blunts!

by TTACREVILO October 6, 2010

Chicken skin blunt

Mostly smoked by the African American Tribeman called "blacks".

Yo, lets get some dro and roll a chicken skin blunt.

or

Damn your lips are mad greasy from that chicken skin blunt.

by Long dong jon March 28, 2009