Babortion

When an abortion fails and the baby comes out retarted

I'm sorry about the babortion, we'll schedule another appointment soon.

by YodaSmokeDank May 11, 2020

Basorexia

A strong urge to kiss and/or make out with someone

“sometimes i really just wanna grab a random stranger and start making out with them”

“that feeling is called basorexia😄☝️“

by stupidfruitybitch September 26, 2021

'baters

Loose, comfortable pants with an elastic waistband (i.e. sweatpants) that fascilitate easy masturbation at a moment's notice. Note: this term was coined by @tia_lucia

I can't believe my brother showed up to Thanksgiving in his 'baters.

by spookygrinder August 27, 2015

bato

spanish for dude (mainly used in Puerto Rico)

ey bato qué se esta encendiendo?

hey dude whats going on?

by muchacho rico October 20, 2006

bathroom singer

a person whose voice is so hoarse that he is not fit for singing but who likes singing when he is alone at home. Such a person frequently sings when he is taking a bath in his bathroom.

He is no singer. He is just a bathroom singer. Any doubt, eh?

by uttam maharjan January 26, 2010

baton

a sport where young-in-shape bodies do hard tricks and manuvers with batons, but make them appear easy so nobody is really interested. The "twirlers" wear way too expensive sparkly costumes in attempt to draw more attention to them then their competitors. Usually suffer from head,fingers, and sometimes face trauma. Pay hundreds of dollars to win a few trophies and hang out with friends. Give good-luck gifts to people they dont even like to be a "good sport". They spend more time practicing or in a gym then they do living normal lives, and usually they love it.
similar to gymnastics or dance.

I practiced for 6 months and so i got a really big trophy at my baton competition!

by gl!tter January 8, 2009

bathroom mirror illusion

when an ugly girl takes a picture of herself in a mirror and the camera flash hides her ugly face

you: dude check out this picture of this girl i've been talking to lately, shes so hot

me: haha man thats just the bathroom mirror illusion, shes ugly

you: ...damn

by nawitsokay July 6, 2010