Batman

A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.

Hey, wanna have some afternoon delight?

No, it's too bright in here.

What the fuck, Batman!?!?

by Brian Zard April 24, 2014

Batman Solution

"The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.

"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"

"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".

by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016

Batman

bat·man. /ˈbatmən/
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues

“I am batman”

by Defnotacult July 6, 2023

The BamBam Batman

The act of hopping threw someone's window wearing a DC outfit and have sex with everyone while also juggling chainsaws, but everyone must be asleep.

Dude, that fuckboy Marcelo pulled a The BamBam Batman on my neighbors which is his house.

by Succ9001 April 1, 2019

Batman

A ploy in which the man excits the female to orgasm, and just as she is euphoria, the man bails out and leaves. Annoying the female to no end.

Ariana - OMG Did you hear? Evan's ex asked him to fuck her and he did it. But right before she was about to cum, he stopped and just left. Now she keeps calling and is all pissed off!
Phil - ...That's what we call a batman.

by Strontium August 15, 2008

batman

When your ball sac sticks to the side of your legs creating a wings affect.

Stickey situations between your legs.

by Joey2Times September 14, 2005

batmandate

1. When batman tells you to do something.
2. A romantic period of time spent with batman.

My girlfriend canceled our plans because she had a batmandate.

by Brian Vaughn October 10, 2007