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basketball shorts

Worn by basic white boys and black thug boys. They usually wear it with white or black tube socks. With white Air Forces or Crocs. Mostly just straight men wear this item clothing. It's very weird and embarrassing to say the least.
Basketball shorts are weird and need to be cancelled.
by Nono 23 July 6, 2020
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BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.
Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.
by lalala730 September 13, 2017
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Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.
Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80
by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017
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basketball

1. a game which involves lots of jamming of the fingers and being too short to make the ball anywhere close to the net

2. a sphere of the color orange that has a very strong urge to jam fingers
Josh: Bro! Lets go play some basketball
Andrew: As long as it wont jam my fingers!
by lol_whatismylife December 9, 2017
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Basketball

A fucked up game made by a fucked up gym teacher to have 10 people throw a orange ball into a fuckin basket so that white asses can have fun.
Let’s play some basketball
by Jhbhu January 22, 2018
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Cooperball basketball

using the Big Man bailout play to foul big men every possession and the Long distance spree to shoot threes with a pick and roll every possession which Jordan Thomas Cooper made.
Cooperball basketball formations were thought to be great by former NBA player Luis Radford.
by Coop Dupe June 8, 2023
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Basketball

A sport that has 0 talent unlike nascar
I’d rather watch drivers risk there lives than young men run around in shorts throwing a ball oh I mean basketball
by Nascarfan2007 January 15, 2023
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