A broke auntie is someone (mostly a woman) who is either so occupied in life that they can’t take care of themselves or someone who has been through a lot of shit or has mental health problems which causes them to completely let themselves go. They also have really messy and tangled hair because they haven’t showered in weeks/days, their blonde/brown/ginger/etc roots are coming in if they’ve dyed their hair.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Their legs/armpits/body is really hairy because they haven’t shaved or showered in weeks/days because of everything going on in their life. They are also really ugly people, *no offense, please don’t take this too seriously*, and I know what you might be thinking “okay, maybe some but not all of them”, but no, I mean it, all of them are ugly and it’s a FACT not an opinion.
Keep in mind you don’t have to be broke or an auntie to be like this or to fit this description. It all just depends on the way that one looks and acts. And besides it’s just a stereotype that isn’t meant to be taken seriously at all.
Tiffany: I need to do something with myself, I look like… somebody’s broke auntie.
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
Random person: Just take a FUCKING SHOWER!!!
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