Farid Askerov

Comrade Ass is da bic boiiiiiiii. He enjoys snow, vodka, AK-47s, and strange hats. Also a piano playing little bitch. So close but yet so far...... Bro, she was so fine bro.

"I dont take it in the mouth"

Awwwww you just got Farid Askeroved

by ayoitstnuts January 25, 2010

Nobody Asked

The worst possible comeback in an argument.

Person 1: Babe, you can’t deny it any longer. You cheated and I have proof.

Person 2: Nobody asked.

Person 1: Your comebacks only make me want to dump you more.

by NotNotRyan June 3, 2022

Wide ass awake

State of heightened alertness immediately preceding anal penetration. Similar states occur in non-intimate instances.

I drank so much that I was about to pass out, but the Redbull® kicked in about 2 and I was wide ass awake.

by bmjacks25 December 2, 2010

Stay awake and bake

The act of staying up and smoking weed or serenity for long periods of time into the night

Me and my friend pulled a stay awake and bake last night we stayed up till 4 am smoking bowl after bowl

by Dj ticka teeee January 20, 2010

Asker

Asker is a fabulous person who deserves the world. They are nice and brave and loves their friends.

Oh, I wish I could be like Asker...

by maplefangirl April 5, 2019

asahel

(adj) a synonym for a major homosexual

Bob- doesn't Henry just look smashing in that blue blazer
Rick- no he looks horrible you asahel

by Anthony Capri October 22, 2007

Rude Awakening

The act of waking someone up from a deep sleep by pulling your butt cheeks apart, sitting on their nose, and letting go of your cheeks

Alfie was sleeping in this morning so I decided to give him a rude awakening.

by biggie_ September 24, 2005