Asshole

1.When someone does something to purposely piss you off
2.Someone who messes up what you have planned for either no reason or to get back at you

1.You drank the last pepsi you asshole
2.You got drunk and ruined the evening you asshole

by Jerrell butler February 16, 2009

asshole

1. The anus
2. A person who has no consideration for others and acts selfishly and inconsiderately for no reason; believe that they are always right and nothing else is acceptable. A person who spews shit when they talk, because their face is a massive ass.

1. Crap comes out of your asshole.
2. My brothr was such an asshole that no one in the family liked him.

by Foxy Lady 1993 August 22, 2011

flying asshole smash

You climb butt naked to the the top of a couch that has been tipped on its end or a ladder or similar elevated perch, jump, spread your ass
cheeks mid flight, and land on the face of your buddy (or new friend) ass first.

I met a girl at church last week. I finally got the nerve to ask her on a date tuesday night. It went well...skeet shooting....mexican buffet ...flying asshole smash.

There is nothing quite like a first date flying asshole smash!

I managed to blow a load mid flight during my most recent flying asshole smash.......wowy!

by Lunicus November 4, 2013

Chronic Asshole Disease

An affliction in which a person cannot cease on being a total Asshole.

Eric can't help being a "prick" he's got Chronic Asshole Disease.

by Nora & JP August 31, 2008

Asshole Fever

Having the Asshole Fever most often refers to wishing and dreaming of inserting the penis into the rectum. The term Asshole Fever can also include other sexual acts involving the butt hole, including but not limited to anilingus and fingering.

Yes! My Asshole Fever desires are being quenched! The time has come to fuck Regina's pretty little asshole. She screams like crazy as she gets drilled in her ass.

by fargo123 November 4, 2008

A bowl of assholes

Very foul breath, smells awful. morning breath. Sleeping to close to the crack.

Man what did you eat? Your breath smells like a bowl of assholes.

by Ringleader 615 December 12, 2005

arsehole

Someone who acts like they own the place and that the whole world revolves around them. They look after number one, and everyone else is low on the priority list. If you know the arsehole well, often even just their presence can make you feel small and insignificant, and generally they treat you like something they stepped on.

He just strolled in, ignored the shop assistant, took what he wanted, threw the money on the counter and left. What an arsehole.

by Krunchie June 11, 2006