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Aesthetic

describing or pertaining to something "Vapor-wave"-esque
Wooow that shit is aesthetic
by tasdtw3 January 27, 2018
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aesthetic

Pleasing to the eye; in online terms it is an annoying way to refer to a type of visually pleasing social media feed. Sometimes, the 'aesthetic' can differ from individual to individual; a person cn have a pastelish aesthetic while other can have an aesthetic involving dark colors.
Oh my God! Your feed is so aesthetic! love the random and unnecessary pictures of leaves...
by spicy chiken b May 22, 2018
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Aesthetic

An ironic way of expressing something that was presumably done on purpose, but is, in fact, representative of the fact that you are a hot mess.
I just spilled coffee on myself. Aesthetic.
by Miranda Lawson July 6, 2016
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Pathetic

Moonpie face Illustration major from Wisconsin.
A moon pie face that pathetically updates facebooks 24/7 about her life and her alone time and her attempt to make people think she's happy.
by Pretty People January 24, 2011
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Aesthetica

Aesthetica is a term being used to describe the aesthetic reconstruction of congenital or acquired deformity.
Aesthetica is performed at sites other than face of course, with examples in breast cancer reconstruction with the use of cosmetic implants, contralateral mastopexy or breast reduction, and the modified Brazilian Abdominoplasty for ‘no drains ‘massive weight loss (MWL) excisional surgery.
by UKAAPS July 5, 2017
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Pathetic Resident

The best terminology to describe our current "president" Barack Obama.
In this case "president" is a combination of the words pathetic and resident.

Oh snap! Here comes that pathetic resident some people call "president".

I have enough change pathetic resident, it is in a bucket in my room!
by gbbengi June 8, 2010
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Evangelical Apatheist

An evangelical apatheist, one who doesn't care about religious/faith based affiliations, mostly because none provides any real interest or positive feedback, but boastful about his apathetic-ness. He/she is boastful because the fact that he's independent minded and unaffiliated in what he perceives as the general sheep population. Fortunately, this is the best of all the evangelicals, because when he gets his evangelical mojo going, you can't help but laugh. When asked about his religious affiliation, he would reply with either the following or the equivalent "I don't care, neither should you, and here's why...". If praising something, a nearly fool-proof way of identifying an Evangelical Apatheist is if he ends his prayers with "whatever", "meh" or any equivalent.

Every so often, it's hard to determine since they don't really care about schedule either, The INCOEA (Inter-National Council Of Evangelical Apatheists) hosts a gathering of like-minded Apatheists called "the grey gathering" to confront others of similar beliefs and pop bubble wrap to proclaim their indifference towards religion...Oh, and discuss philosophy.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: OMGWTFBBQ that deer is so pretty *Squeals*

Religious congregation: Amen!!!
Evangelical Apatheist: Whatever, dude.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: What's up with him? Do you believe in god?
Evangelical Apatheist: I don't care, neither should you, and here's why. Do you ever see the lilies toil with religion? No, do you see that deer there bother with mosaic law? No, it is natural and it is honest.
SUPERCHRISTIAN: O o
_________________0 - LOLWUT?
by Heyit'sBrandon May 9, 2011
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