Ak-ing

AK-ing is a very high level / A DJ AKADEMICS level of glaze/dick riding.

Bro ur AK-ing more than DJ AKADEMICS himself!!

by 1Raiko May 8, 2024

AK-47

russian gun. it fires and kills. can put a cool knife on the front.

person: ak-47 is cool.
person 2: yeah.

by MaximEnjoyer March 11, 2022

My AK is jammed

When you are bad in Counter Strike and keep losing but you dont want to blame yourself.

Person 1: Bro, Person 2 you are so bad at the game, stop playing it.
Person 2: It's not me, My AK is jammed, doesn't want to shoot.

by pepsimango July 21, 2024

AK-47

What is made of pressed metal, shoots 7.62x39mm cartridges, and is practically indestructible? The AK-47, dumbass. The AK-47 is a gas-powered, shoulder-fired, air-cooled rifle that has won a place in the hearts of every gun enthusiast. This rifle, created by Mikhail Kalashnikov in 1947, is a stunning piece of machinery. It is cheap, can be easily assembled, and sends lead down range with the power of gunpowder and dedication to the Soviet Union. This rifle will stay fully operational for 47 years without cleaning only if you display it below a portrait of Joseph Stalin or Vladimir Lenin. This is the only firearm other than a Glock that can be run over by a tank and still operate normally. Many people will choose handguns that shoot 9mm and .45 ACP for home defense. Those people are pussies. Real men will defend their family and their pride with this beautifully designed Soviet rifle. Fuck you I am devoted to Mother Russia.

Random Guy: what do you use for concealed carry?
Me: an AK-47, mother fucker, what else.

by SovietUnionForeverBitches2024 June 9, 2024

ak;fk

1. some of the buttons pressed on a keyboard when a hand is slammed down on it

2. the name of a file on your computer

You: ak;fk
Them: what?

File Name: ak;fk

by Your Name Heres May 18, 2011

AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry

by Richard Hasherpes September 22, 2022

ak-47

a gun that goes pew pew vary loud

this ak-47 is vary loud

by im bored as well as well April 1, 2021