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Employee 1: "I can't stand working with Angela, she makes more mistakes than anyone and as soon as I make the smallest typo she red pens the crap out of me."

Employee 2: "Yeah, she's a real "Agressive-go-getter."

Employee 1: Well said.
by PossumKing March 15, 2011
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Risky Beirut. Simply -- ten cup with straight Kentucky Burbon and glass tumblers. Often played in the great state of Texas.
"Hey CUZ! How does the War of Northern Aggression sound tonight?
by Cleatus E. Lee October 2, 2006
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Agressive Grinding

1. The act of grinding another person, animal or object with excessive force.
2. Hip thrusting with the intent to cause another uncomfortable pressure and possible embaressment
Example 1.
Observer (1) at dance party: Wow look at wendy she looks unusually uncormfortable
Observer (2): yeah, I think that new guy is doing some agressive grinding

Example 2.
Mike: Gee steve what happened to your pants they're all torn, your leg is all bruised and you look embaressed and confused.
Steve: Yeah Mike, I was just at this party and was agressively ground by the German Sheppard
by slapmark February 4, 2010
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Toothless Aggression

Chris Benoit snapped and killed his entire family and then himself. I blame it on his Toothless Aggression. If only he would've had a better dentist, they would all still be alive today.
by Jared Jammer August 3, 2007
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AggressiveHomosexualBehavior

Big think thick booty niggers twerking on my face until my face is covered in jizz and smells like ass cheeks.
I love it when niggas do AggressiveHomosexualBehavior with me.
by NiggerManOnCocaine69 June 28, 2022
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aggressively cumming

The act of cumming in a very aggressive manor. Not to be mistaken with calmly cumming
OH MY GOD IM AGGRESSIVELY CUMMING
by poperoni304 September 17, 2023
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Investing Aggressively

1. Committing as little as possible to a situation
2. Making a covert exit from a place or situation

Originated in the Silicon Valley tech scene when companies are bluffing prior to a market exit in order to increase asset value or simply to stop staff brain drain prior to an asset sale. It is an ironic phrase, intended to mean the exact opposite.

See also Doublespeak, sarcasm, cynicism. Not to be confused with the common misuse of irony
1. “We expect to lose money in Southeast Asia and expect to invest aggressively in terms of marketing, subsidies etc,”

D. Khosrowshahi - Feb 2018. Uber sells March 2018

2. "You turning up to the boss' party on Saturday?"
"I plan on 'investing aggressively' in the optional company social this weekend..."
by IronicIsntIronyAlanis June 6, 2018
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