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Theo Von

(verb) To arrive absurdly early to an MMA event (especially UFC), often alone, solely to watch the very first prelim fight like it's the main event. Done out of pure love for the sport, unshakable loyalty to regional fighters, or just extreme main-character energy. Bonus points if you sit front row like a king while the arena is still echoing with cleaning staff.
“Yo where’s Nick?”
“Bro’s already in his seat watching two guys from Kazakhstan and Guam throw hands. Man’s straight up Theo Voning it tonight.”

“I was gonna pull up after the walkouts, but my girl’s cousin is fighting on UFC Fight Pass, so I’m gonna Theo Von this one.”
by TheDJPerks July 19, 2025
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Theo

A Theo is someone who is really sweet, really cute and also extremely sleepy. Theos tend to say that they wouldn't fall asleep on calls but will then proceed to do exactly that. Theos are also extremely selfless and will stay up with you till the ass crack of dawn just so that they can make sure you stay focused before your final physics paper. Though they may not be "up" by then, Theos will still accompany you with every little thing they do. They really only need to breathe and you will feel so at ease and so comforted. They tend to have really good music taste too. Theos deserve the world and so much more, further, they deserve all that is good and all that is even better than good. Theos are really hard to find, so if you do find one, please don't let them go because truly, they could be the best thing that could and ever would happen to you.

I'm so glad I met you theo. I hope for us to be intertwined in each other's lives for as long as we can, and I dare to hope for even more than that.
"do you have a simpler description for serotonin?"
"Theo."
by narorororoororoeor November 24, 2023
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Theo

Hey that guy Theo is a massive wanker
by Glorioushole November 23, 2021
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Axel Theo

A depressed man and tired of himself. He doesn't want anyone interfering in his life. A quiet man with a good heart if he is happy. He has friends whose names are Cedric and Calib. His mother is always angry with him even though he is innocent.
mom: you can't even do your homeworks. Make your projects! Or else. Do you have any maindset Theo?!

Axel Theo: mom please stop.
by Anvioux July 26, 2022
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Theo Grove

Very Sexy Man with big willy and super shlong massive bum
russ: "i want to fuck theo grove"
brody: "kill yourself"
by ARB_Official May 25, 2022
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Theo

person one: do you like Theo
person two: bitch no wtf!?!
by Bitter bucket January 19, 2024
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Theo

massive cock and very freaky
come over please
"wow Theo has a huge dick"
by fartl0ver238 July 23, 2025
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