Joel Jacobs

A tale as old as time, a myth, some say it is true some say it is not.
The story goes:
A young man is lying on his bed watching 'these kids must be stopped' by ricegum he is then extremely sexually attracted to Jacob Sartorius so he begins to beat his dick over it, he then exclaims 'ah fuck!' as he drops the iPad onto his erect cock.

Hello Joel Jacobs
HAHA JOEL JACOBS
Either Joel Jacobs is real or Joel Jacobs is fake

by Indubitably my good sir October 9, 2018

joel dawson

a character played by the most sexy person in the world (my baby daddy) dylan obrien in his new movie love and monsters

hey! what’s the name of the character dylan obrien plays in his new movie love and monsters?

the characters name is joel dawson,he’s amazing!💕

by aisha ahmed🕊 January 6, 2021

Billy Joel

A blow job in a strip club.

-Yo man, you were in the back for a long time.

-Nothing to crazy, just listened to some Billy Joel.

by LoopDeez January 11, 2011

joel ng

1. Chinese style bbq-ed meat.

1. Joel ng is so tasty.

by Weilun May 18, 2008

claudia and joel

A couple who is perfect for each other. They enjoy smashing on the weekends or whenever they get the chance. They have similar interests in music, sports, etc. they’re attached to each other I don’t think anyone can break that type of bond for them

Claudia and Joel are the cutest couple to exist

by Factzzz💯 September 3, 2017

joel gomez

A big bushed dick beaner with a gap between his two front teeth lookin like they got a divorce

U look like a Joel Gomez

by bobBARNARD💅🏼 September 28, 2018

Joel Sixpack

Unlike Joe Sixpack- "Average American moron... drinking beer, watching baseball and CNN...". Joel Sixpack is a hardworking, active, ladies man.

T: I wish I had abbs of steal like that Joel Sixpack.
E: Well if you actually worked for it, maybe you would stand a chance. But thats unlikely...

by its me e April 27, 2009